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How Will Your 2015 Be? (Zodiac Edition)

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If you're wondering how 2015 will be for you, you've come to the right place. I'm going to let you all in on what this year holds for you and what you should keep in mind, according to your zodiac sign. Enjoy!

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Aries

(March 21 - April 19)


This year is likely to be a pretty adventurous one for you. You'll experience lots of new things that you never thought you would do in your wildest dreams. Have faith in yourself, but remember - you're not really that great at everything you do. Egomaniac.


Taurus

(April 20 - May 20)


You've recently gotten a lot better at not being so damn stubborn all the time, so kudos to you. You'll probably find a lot of rekindled friendships coming your way this year. Just don't let them run all over you like you usually do. Also, be wary of people who laugh too loudly. You can't trust them.


Gemini 

(May 21 - June 20)


You're going to become even more of an expert of hiding your emotional side this year. Be careful, because you might meet someone who might actually want you to ... share your feelings. Don't you dare let that happen. You should probably also stop talking to yourself so much. You're not the smartest person in the room.


Cancer

(June 21 - July 22)


You'll probably feel like a bit of an outcast this year, and with good reason. You're just as weird as everyone thinks you are. You might want to cut back on the whiskey this year, because you're becoming even more of an emotional drunk than you usually are.


Leo

(July 23 - August 22)


Ah, Leo. You're an expert at offending people. Keep it up. It'll be a good year.


Virgo

(August 23 - September 22)


If you don't learn to loosen up, you're going to lose your mind this year. You should probably hang out with your Cancer friends and start drinking more. Also, it's okay to just wing it on a test for school every once in awhile. You'll survive.


Libra

(September 23 - October 22)


You think you have everyone fooled with how sweet you are, but we see right through you. Surprise everyone this year by getting into a huge fight with someone. This person will be wearing all black and will be chattering incessantly about Justin Bieber. Just do it.


Scorpio

(October 23 - November 21)


You're a little too honest with everyone, and that's what we love about you. Keep it up this year and you're sure to make some enemies. Partner up with your Libra friend and take down that Belieber.


Sagittarius

(November 22 - December 21)


Like most Sags, you love a good adventure. This year, you're probably going to be at home a lot. Get used to Netflix nights and drinking too much wine alone.


Capricorn

(December 22 - January 19)


It's time you spruce up your life a little, because let's be honest - you're incredibly boring. Stop being so reliable, and try being late to work more. That'll ensure that 2015 is the most interesting year yet for you!


Aquarius

(January 20 - February 18)


You love a good party, like most Aquarians do. This year, you'll probably get married and have a baby. Get used to searching for discounted diapers and cutesy Pinterest baby things online, because you're going to need it.



Pisces

(February 19 - March 20)


Pisces, you've got to stop this sensitive act you're giving to everyone. Show everyone just how ruthless you really are. You should probably join in with the antics of your Scorpio and Libra friends, and meet up with a Cancer afterwards to drink talk about it.

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(Disclaimer: You should absolutely take everything I say in this post seriously.)


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